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jopara:

*googles number i dont recognize calling me instead of answering*

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minigenos:

memosfromchuuya:

minigenos:

A hambaga please.

hamburger~

Ah. You are motherfucker?

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jokercardandscythe:
“ Happy Halloween
”

jokercardandscythe:

Happy Halloween

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ojosdelsol:

My life goal is to be a Renaissance Person; knowledgeable about all things and with a willingness to learn and grow.

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starbusters:

greelin:

raccoons and their… little hands

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Be careful when you fight the monsters, lest you become one.

Friedrich Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil (via philosophybits)

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unimpressedcats:
“ Dungarees are so in right now
”

unimpressedcats:

Dungarees are so in right now

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crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

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If I think that happiness is possible, I know all too well its hidden nature — and by what wretched paradox, instead of being an excess that would elevate us in dignity, it is a numbness we are only aware of afterward.

Albert Camus, Correspondence, June 18, 1938 (via philosophybits)

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  • woman: i miss you like the deserts miss the rain
  • man: oh that's so sweet, i--
  • woman: i've adapted to existence without you, buried everything we made together, and prolonged exposure to you would be disastrous.